I was trying to show my awesome new haircut, but for some reason I couldn’t get it right, so then I just kind of half-assed it
Writing, yoga, writing, yoga, dinners, readings, yoga, writing, writing, writing. Yoga.
My brain is working exceptionally well these days. Might have something to do with the month (!) of sobriety, too.
Also life is less expensive when you don’t drink, and then suddenly a bunch of old clothes fit you again, especially some of those cute little summer dresses. But even though you are now a much cheaper date and also a little bit hotter than you were before, not drinking actually makes you less attractive to most men, at least the ones here in NYC.
Because you’re not as easy when you’re sober? Because the drunker you get the better they look? Because your razor-sharp focus is kind of terrifying?
Questions! Answers!
I’ve been writing about handjobs all day.
Have a great weekend!
