Mellow me.

Thursday already?

Yesterday was kind of the worst. Because I’ve moved three times in the past two years (how is this possible? and yet it is) I never got my renewal notice for my car registration. So I got a ticket on Tuesday, and then I got a ticket the next day as well, which I picked up as I was heading out to the DMV. (Two tickets for the same thing hardly seems fair. Questions will be raised later to the appropriate authorities.) Then, my car didn’t start. I called a car service for a jump and tipped the man. Then I went to the DMV, for a mercifully brief visit, spent some cash there, went to meet Rosie for lunch, parked my car, and then it wouldn’t start again. Another jump, another ten bucks.

Then I drove to my mechanic, a nice man, a father who talks about his daughter proudly, who said, “Are you ok? You don’t look so good.” And then I CRIED. “Hey, It’s only money,” he said. “At least you got your health.” And then he cut me a deal on a new battery.

Later I went out with an old friend for a few drinks and we caught each other up on the last year or so of our lives. I told him about my ankle. My ankle is such a huge thing in my life. It throbs and glows from down below. Talk about me, pay attention to me. I wonder if there will ever be a time when a day can go by without me thinking about it. Like I never think about my elbows ever. I want that kind of relationship with my ankle. Ankle, we need to talk.

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This weekend is the debut of the Largehearted Lit reading at the Knitting Factory in Brooklyn. Sunday, 5 PM. Libba Bray and Lev Grossman will read. There will be music. There will be books for sale. There will be cocktails. I very much hope to see you all there.

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New book! The Melting Season, Jan 2010.

Old book! The Kept Man, now out in paperback. Read reviews from People, Time Out New York, Interview and more right here

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LARGEHEARTED LIT @ THE KNIT

December 6 - Brooklyn, NY
The Knitting Factory, 5 PM
Marie Mockett and Emma Straub

January 9 - New York, NY
Center for Fiction Writer's Conference

THE MELTING SEASON TOUR

January 21 - New York, NY
Tribeca Barnes & Noble, 7:30 PM

January 24 - Bethesda, MD
The Writer's Center, 2 PM

January 28 - Brooklyn, NY
Word Bookstore, 7:30 PM

January 31 - New York, NY
KGB Fiction Series, 7:00 PM

February 1 - Wheeling, IL
Indian Trails Library, 7:00 PM

February 2 -Mount Prospect, IL
Borders Books, 7:00 PM

February 4 - Chicago, IL
Book Cellar, 7:00 PM

February 17 - Rhinebeck, NY
Oblong Books with Josh Ferris, 7:300 PM

February 18 - New York, NY
In the Flesh Series, Happy Ending, 7:00 PM

February 26 - Portsmouth, NH
RiverRun Books, 7:00 PM

February 28 - Boston, MA
Newtonville Books, 2:00 PM

March 8 - San Francisco, CA
Rumpus Reading Series, The Makeout Room, 7:00 PM

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Nightbird Books, 7:00 PM

March 26-28 - Rehoboth Beach, DE
Writers at the Beach Conference

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