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The man who saved the world.

Does anyone want to eat as much as I do right now? Like once that temperature dips below 50 degrees all I want to do is eat bread covered in cheese and then hopefully fried and dipped in some sort of sauce.

Goddamn midwestern roots.

Anyway I apparently need to spend more time eating so I'm going to step away from this site for a few days. Everyone's going on holiday right now anyway, right? Tis the season to drink and get weepy around family members you only see once a year. Good, neurotic times await.

Here's a tip. That valium you've been hoarding? Take half right around 2 PM on Thursday, and then another half before dessert. It'll do wonders. Prescription medication has magical powers.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Gobble, gobble.

(11/21/06)