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My friends Artsy and Fartsy came into town from Maine this weekend. They've had some marital problems lately, and they needed a little break from the rat race. (Fartsy's been sleeping with her tennis instructor and Artsy's the most popular high school principal in Maine, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.) So I took them to Coney Island yesterday. All the folks on the boardwalk thought they were the handsomest couple around for miles, and many of them told us so. (Jealous much?) It was a lovely, romantic sunset, and I'm glad they had a nice time on their little getaway. Whatever I can do to aid the cause of love, you know I am there.
I'm trying to convince them to stick around town a little bit longer so maybe you'll see them tonight at the best party of the year.
Happy Halloween from me and Artsy and Fartsy!
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