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Like a spunky newsboy from the twenties.

I am reading Philip Roth's The Breast right now because I am thinking about writing a novella called The Prick, which so far is about a short man with a small penis who wished he was taller and had a larger penis, and the lengths (no pun intended) he would go in order to achieve that dream.

No, I am not thinking about anyone in particular. I don't know anyone like that. Do you?

Of course the connection between what Roth wrote and what I plan to write lies only in the title. No way in hell am I going to write about a loosely veiled version of myself turning into a gigantic prick. Yuck. Everyone knows tits are both pretty and interesting and penises are only interesting.

Anyway, that Roth. He really doesn't like women, does he?

(08/29/06)