bernieboscoe: theres so much more to tell about the girl
bernieboscoe: i invited her over!
w-w.net: who was she?
w-w.net: where did she come from
w-w.net: we all thought she was a lisa carver plant
bernieboscoe: she read the article in the paper
bernieboscoe: so then
bernieboscoe: at my house she says
bernieboscoe: I really came to meet a hot lesbian!
bernieboscoe: i said, well, you were doing the number with misty
bernieboscoe: (but then heckled her whole performance)
bernieboscoe: and she said, FUCK those new york lesbians
bernieboscoe: they just leave you!
then all i get stuck with is the ugly lesbians from pittsburgh
bernieboscoe: so dave video taped her tirades
bernieboscoe: made her show the pictures again
bernieboscoe: then eric said, "good, get them pretty boys on video tape so i can jerk off to 'em
bernieboscoe: did you hear my brother tim yelling at her?
bernieboscoe: "She went out to her car TWICE,, the idiot!"
bernieboscoe: "Didnt you ever lose anything?"
bernieboscoe: (shaking his head in disgust)
bernieboscoe: anyway she
bernieboscoe: said to Tarun, "Fucking Indians! They all want me!"
bernieboscoe: "Tell me, you want me! You think I'm hot, dont you?"
bernieboscoe: (Tarun, trying to be polite)
bernieboscoe: I cut in and said, Tarun, tell her she's hot but not hot hot
bernieboscoe: that will work
w-w.net: she was so great. my favorite part of the day.
bernieboscoe: also, Tarun is Nepalese, i almost threw her out for being so racist
bernieboscoe: then she fell asleep. I looked at her and said, "You know, you're cute and petite that's the ONLY reason you get away with this train wreck behavior
bernieboscoe: OH one more thing
bernieboscoe: she comes in with my friend rich
bernieboscoe: she says, "can I use your phone?"
bernieboscoe: I hand her my phone.
bernieboscoe: "I have to call my fiancee.
bernieboscoe: We all look at Rich. He shrugs. She's sitting on his lap.
bernieboscoe: She says, "Everyone say hi to steven!" And holds out the phone.
bernieboscoe: "Hi Steven!" we yell.
bernieboscoe: She then says, "No, I haven't been drinking. Not a drop."
bernieboscoe: (guffaws)
bernieboscoe: then there's yelling on the other end.
bernieboscoe: "Ok, I want to break up with you too! Fuck you! Goodbye!"
bernieboscoe: Hangs up and says, "No more fiancee! Can someone get me one of those Coors Lites?