6/17/03

Actual conversation where I get hit on in a really weird way #986, this time from Union Pool Bar last night:

Him: You got cute dimples, you know that?

Me: Thank you.

Him: I ain't never seen dimples like that before.

Me: Thank you. I made them myself.

Him: You could be a model.

Me: I hardly think I could be a model.

Him: Now why you gotta say that? Don't you think you're pretty?

Me: I do, but traditionally models are much younger, taller, and thinner than I am.

Him: How old are you?

Me: I'll be 32 in November.

Him: Well I went to modeling school for two years, and I know all about it. You can model at any age.

Me: Mhmm.

Him: Look at Danny Glover.

Me: Right. I'm just like Danny Glover.

Well at least he didn't compliment me on my big ass.

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